A secret government lab has been trying to create the ultimate killer using the DNA of infamous killers, but there’s one big problem: They’ve escaped! Bloody mayhem stretches across the United States as they go on the ultimate killing spree. Trying to stop the maniacal madness is Ringo, a hick warrior being trained by God, using only a shotgun and a bottle of whiskey. In his road trip to hell, he must first fight off his own demons, not to mention an army of Japanese ninjas! It all leads up to the ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!
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I am totally falling in love with a boy I can see myself in.
Next week I have to choose a shipdate for bootcamp.
When I decided to join the Navy it was because I had nothing to leave behind.
Next week I have to choose a shipdate for bootcamp.
When I decided to join the Navy it was because I had nothing to leave behind.
( Big ass posters )
Posters for: Precious, A Serious Man, Up, Coraline, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Ponyo, 9 (the animated one), Fantastic Mr. Fox and The Princess and the Frog.
Mostly animated ones now, I hope they release more soon.
EDIT: Brothers and The Hangover added.
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Tiger's SUV in a Tree -- The Photos
Tiger Woods doesn't like hitting his golf shots into the trees -- so hitting one with his SUV really sucks.
WFTV in Orlando obtained photos of Tiger's Escalade after it smacked into a tree early Friday morning. Tiger was taken to the hospital with minor injuries and released shortly thereafter.
Sources tell TMZ Woods and his wife, Elin Nordegren, were arguing right before the accident over allegations Woods had an affair.
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Tiger Woods doesn't like hitting his golf shots into the trees -- so hitting one with his SUV really sucks.
WFTV in Orlando obtained photos of Tiger's Escalade after it smacked into a tree early Friday morning. Tiger was taken to the hospital with minor injuries and released shortly thereafter.
Sources tell TMZ Woods and his wife, Elin Nordegren, were arguing right before the accident over allegations Woods had an affair.
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On a night filled with repeats and old movies, ABC ran an all original lineup and still could manage no better than a tie for third place with adults 18-49. 20/20 was the night’s top program in viewers (6.2 million) and adults 18-49 (1.6/5).
FOX actually won the night with adults 18-49 with the movie Ice Age Two: Meltdown, which won the 9pm hour outright. While it was a new episode of Ugly Betty last night, it still came in fourth place at 9pm. Sure, it did about as well as Supernanny, but it did worse than a repeat of The Jay Leno Show.
Even with a lineup of all repeats CBS had the most viewers for the night, and came in second with adults 18-49.
| Time | Net | Show | 18-49 Rating/Share | Viewers (Millons) |
| 8:00 | CBS | Ghost Whisperer (R) | 1.3/4 | 5.63 |
| FOX | Movie: Ice Age Two: The Meltdown | 1.3/4 | 4.39 | |
| NBC | Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin (R) | 1.2/4 | 3.90 | |
| ABC | Supernanny | 0.9/3 | 3.48 | |
| CW | Smallville (R) | 0.6/2 | 1.58 | |
| 9:00 | FOX | Movie: Ice Age Two: The Meltdown | 1.5/5 | 5.19 |
| NBC | Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin (R) | 1.3/4 | 3.86 | |
| CBS | Medium (R) | 1.2/4 | 5.11 | |
| ABC | Ugly Betty | 0.9/3 | 3.39 | |
| CW | America’s Next Top Model (R) | 0.4/1 | 0.84 | |
| 10:00 | ABC | 20/20 | 1.6/5 | 6.25 |
| CBS | Numb3rs (R) | 1.1/3 | 5.19 | |
| NBC | The Jay Leno Show (R) | 1.0/3 | 3.48 |
tvbythenumbers.com/2009/11/28/tv-ratings-a
Will Lady GaGa be the most outrageous Royal Variety Show guest ever?
The organisers of the Royal Variety Performance are still waiting to hear exactly what Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, who is better known as the pop star Lady GaGa, has in mind to entertain the Queen.
She is following in the footsteps of wholesome entertainers such as Sir Cliff Richard and will undoubtedly want to rise to the occasion.
It's a fair bet she will have something eye-popping in mind for this Royal occasion. No doubt Blackpool Opera House will never have seen the like. But is her outrageousness a soberly manufactured construct, purely for marketing purposes? Or is Lady GaGa, well, gaga?
1: I'm so jealous of your life in general, you seem to have so much fun, while I feel so limited and I never feel like I can match up to any of your friends.
2: I hate all my friends, I feel like their social groups are excluding me.
3: I need to find love.
2: I hate all my friends, I feel like their social groups are excluding me.
3: I need to find love.
- Music:Florence + The Machine-I'm not calling you a liar (Just don't lie)
Gerard Butler believes his commitment issues with women are caused by the fact his father didn't raise him.
The 'Gamer' actor was raised solely by his mother after his parents divorced when he was just two and he believes his commitment issues stem from the fact his dad wasn't around.
Butler - who didn't have contact with his father again until he was 16 - told German magazine Joy: "I act very awkward when I am with women. Perhaps that's because my mother brought me up alone. My father gambled away all our money and eventually went bankrupt. So one night our family had to flee head over heels to Canada. At that time my mother was five months pregnant with me. Shortly after my second birthday my father let us down. It is said that men who grow up without a father have a fear of commitment."
Despite his own disrupted childhood, the 40-year-old actor would love to have a family of his own but admits he needs to find the right woman first.
He added: "It's about time. But a woman by my side would be very helpful in this project."
Butler has most recently been romantically linked to his 'The Bounty Hunter' co-star Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson, but he insists most of the rumours are not true.
He said: "It's totally bizarre. Since I am considered in Hollywood to be a true womaniser people impute affairs to me all the time. Last year I was linked to ten different women! Only one of them was true."
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I wonder which hookup was true...
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Stars of the hit drama series Merlin, Colin Morgan and Bradley James, set off across Wales to explore the country's centuries-old connections to the legend of King Arthur and his wizard Merlin. Along the way they encounter enthusiasts and experts in Arthurian lore, and visit some of the most breathtaking landscapes in Wales. BBC Radio Wales moderator Ray Noble calls the boys during their trip and they tell him about the things they've done so far!
The Real Merlin airs on Saturday November 28 at 7:30pm on BBC Two Wales.
Source - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riFRO5TG
LMAO at Bradley's little hand fiddling with Colin on the map while at the car lol
The Real Merlin airs on Saturday November 28 at 7:30pm on BBC Two Wales.
Source - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riFRO5TG
LMAO at Bradley's little hand fiddling with Colin on the map while at the car lol
Lindsay Lohan's forbidden snaps
Lindsay Lohan doesn't like to be snapped in the act when she's partying.
Our spies saw her security crew snatch the mobile phone of Cobra Starship lead singer Gabe Saporta, who was spinning records and left the deejay booth to take pictures of Lohan, who was hanging out with brother Michael Jr. at Hudson Terrace the other night.
A source said, "The security team didn't care that he was the deejay. They went up to Gabe, took his camera and erased all of his pictures to make sure there were none of her drinking or looking like she was having too much fun."
Lohan left about 3 a.m.
Lindsay Lohan doesn't like to be snapped in the act when she's partying.
Our spies saw her security crew snatch the mobile phone of Cobra Starship lead singer Gabe Saporta, who was spinning records and left the deejay booth to take pictures of Lohan, who was hanging out with brother Michael Jr. at Hudson Terrace the other night.
A source said, "The security team didn't care that he was the deejay. They went up to Gabe, took his camera and erased all of his pictures to make sure there were none of her drinking or looking like she was having too much fun."
Lohan left about 3 a.m.
1. Everyone thinks i'm coming back after winter break. Secret: I have no intention whatsoever of returning.
2. One day i'll pack my backpack, get my dog from my parents house, hop a train, and you'll never see me again.
3. I think I might be pregnant. It wouldn't be my boyfriend's baby.
2. One day i'll pack my backpack, get my dog from my parents house, hop a train, and you'll never see me again.
3. I think I might be pregnant. It wouldn't be my boyfriend's baby.
- Music:Let it Be - Paul McCartney
...working in the Hospital during a major holiday.
I like the hushed routine, the food that everyone brings in, the comraderie, the sense of doing something important.
Everyone complains...but I ENJOY being there.
I like the hushed routine, the food that everyone brings in, the comraderie, the sense of doing something important.
Everyone complains...but I ENJOY being there.
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From historical remarks to ruminations on Chicken of the Sea, check out the best quotes culled from a decade chock full of trash-talking celebrities, potty-mouthed politicians and those whose words will stand the test of time.
"Yo, Taylor. I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!" - Kanye West really stepped in it when he stole the mic from singer Taylor Swift as she accepts the "Best Female Video" award during the MTV Video Music Awards (2009)
( It's Britney, bitch! )
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So, what do you think, ONTD? What's your favorite quote of the decade? What's missing?
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