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3:04 AM

Well, Lindsay's 21st birthday came and went without an arrest, crash, cooter-flash, or anything else of interest. She basically had a very low-key celebration at a private residence. Her mother, sister, and some friends were seen showing up carrying gifts.

Hmmmm...what do you get the 21 year old who already has way more than she deserves and has just quit drinking and snorting!? I mean, can you really wrap up humility, dignity, or sobriety in a box and give it someone? Well, that is my gift to you Ms. Lohan...it's up to you what you do with that gift! :) (and oh yeah, i threw in some crotchless undies for you too) ;)

Jun. 14th, 2007 at 3:24 AM

I wish Lindsay would hurry up and get out of rehab...the gossip news is pretty slow and dull w/o her.

Paris Hilton's folks visited her in jail yesterday and reportedly received all sorts of special treatment. For instance, they were allowed to visit her during the lunch hour which is supposedly not allowed. Also, her dad Rick had to borrow a quarter for a locker and it's against the rules for prison workers to make change for anyone. I'm sure daddy Hilton gave the guard a Benjamin for his trouble though.

Paris is not doing so well....she's apparently suffering from Lackadickitis. It's very serious and she's began shaking, sweating, and vomiting due to the withdrawls.

Speaking of Lindsay Lohan...I'm almost tempted to head to Las Vegas in a few weeks to crash her birthday party. She's still planning on her big 21st birthday BLOW-out and Pure Nightclub sent out the invitations today apparently. Click here to see the invitation. They changed the picture from earlier. It's still pretty trashy with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. But the previous invite had a photo of her posing against a wall with most of her booby showing and just the nipple covered. JEEEEZE! Who the hell sends out sexy/trashy photos of themselves for their 21st birthday???? I guess if she can't have fun drinking/snorting, she's just gonna get banged 3 ways from Sunday.

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