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Dec. 27th, 2006

Morgan Mayhem Rushed to the Hospital for the 43rd time

Dec. 27th, 2006

Morgan Mayhem Rushed to the Hospital for the 43rd time

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2:03 AM

Hmmmm....in an apparent desperate PR move, Keith Urban flew to Australia today to be with his NEWLYWED WIFE after missing their first Christmas together.

You see, this blonde bimbo chick is telling some trashy mag that she and Keith used to do drugs and drink and fuck all the time even while he was dating Nicole.

The International Herald Tribune is reporting that Keith and Nicole have in fact been spotted holding hands today.

Ms. Bimbo says: "I feel sorry for Nicole. Keith cheated on her repeatedly with me, right up to just before they got married. He’s done it once and he will probably do it again. I know him as well as anyone and while he can be charming and loving, he is also someone who is constantly fighting his demons. I hope their marriage works - but leopards don’t change their spots."

Hmmm...who to believe? Well, I really don't care much. I can't stand Keith Urban...I just feel bad for Nicole Kidman for being dumped by Tom, then having the whole Tomkat/Suri crap thrown in her face. Now chances are good that she married a 2nd wanker...I dunno, I just hope she kicks Keith to the curb if any of this stuff is true. OR...maybe he can loosen her up and get her to do some extasy and coke. I think that uptight, classy lady needs that!

Jul. 27th, 2006 at 3:29 AM

You know it's a slow news day when the fact that Lindsay Lohan (aka Morgan Mayhem) was rushed to the hospital yet AGAIN for "exhaustion" or "dehydration" or one of those other made-up celebrity illnesses. Supposedly she was given a B12 shot and sent home for rest. This is seriously her 3rd trip to the hospital this year for a similar reason...not counting her trips from previous years. We all know that Lindsay is a coke fiend and alcoholic. Of course you're going to get dehydrated when you do a couple rounds on the vodka bong the night before and it's 112 degrees outside...DUH.

But seriously...I think her REAL illness is fashion-related. OMG....look at these pictures! Get the girl to a fashion surgeon STAT! She reminds me of Jay's portrayal of the Silence of the Lambs killer in "Clerks II". Not a good thing!

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